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| Saturday, August 30th, 2008 | | 2:44 pm |
List of characters inexplicably featured in Disaster Movie
Giselle from Enchanted, Amy Winehouse, Jessica Simpson, Hannah Montana, Javier Bardem, Batman, Beowulf, Indiana Jones, Hellboy, Dr. Phil, The Love Guru, Carrie from Sex in the City (in drag), Samantha from Sex and the City, Flava-Flav, McLovin, Juno and Paulie Bleeker, Hancock, Justin Timberlake, Iron Man, The Hulk, Michael Jackson, Speed Racer NONE OF THESE ARE FROM DISASTER MOVIES. Unless you count The Love Guru. | | Sunday, August 3rd, 2008 | | 8:09 pm |
I'm really happy about the revival of the movie musical, but first they make Sweeney Todd without Meryl Streep, and now My Fair Lady without Kelsey Grammar? (I know it seems cartoonish but you know Kelsey would be perfect.) | | Saturday, July 26th, 2008 | | 7:59 pm |
Best Facebook Messages I've received as Billy Zane
Names removed for privacy. Harand Camp Today at 5:48pm Just wanted to know if you are the Billy Zane who went to Harand Camp around 1974-1979 or so. "No Man Is an Island." I was friends with Fred XXXX and Randy XXXX was my cousin. I remember you from camp, a fun place and you were amazing in "Titanic." February 26 at 12:35am Good evening, I am an Aussie Actress and singer from Down under! Glad you accepted my friendship request... I look forward to getting to know you.. my acting career has just started and I am recording my first album as we speak.. if you would like to hear it I will send it to you when I am done.. can't wait to meet. x Cass hello January 2 at 1:18pm thanks for added me i am glad. like i told i am from lebanon i would like to be friends. idon't know if i can take ur hotmail mail to added u on the msn.and i don't know if you're really billy zane or someone who is taking the name and information.hope to see u online.....Roula October 23 at 3:02pm Hey you, long time, very long time... How are you? God knows why I decided to look you up on this new thing for me, but... there you are. Tasis's pretty far away. Another life I guess. Ever pass by Paris? * Some other people have mentioned "Tasis" in their messages. Lookalike January 14 at 5:10pm You are cool as hell. I get a stack of girls thanks to looking a bit like you. Nice One Billy! Jason | | Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 | | 8:19 am |
I am an emotional mess because
I am sitting in the Disney Commissary close to tears thinking about The Time Traveler's Wife/ watching clips of Meryl Streep in the upcoming Mamma Mia movie. Okay, you can make fun of me. | | Sunday, May 11th, 2008 | | 8:53 pm |
Phyllis Rosen Hey, toots! Carrie Rosen Mom! you're IMing! Phyllis Rosen Mirabile dictu, yes I am. Carrie Rosen I think you're the first person to ever IM the phrase "mirabile dictu!" | | Saturday, March 15th, 2008 | | 9:11 pm |
A wikipedia summary of the climactic moments of Grease 2
I just thought this was well done. At the June Moon Talent Contest (as summer graduation 1962 approaches), the T-Birds chase the mysterious biker into a construction site ("Dead Man's Curve"), from where he is forced to jump into the night. The T-Birds look around to try to find their victim. Everyone assumes he has died even though there is no real evidence to support the fact, and Stephanie is devastated. Later during the talent show, Stephanie "spaces out" (possibly due to grief) and turns up singing "Love Will Turn Back the Hands of Time" in the middle of the Calendar Girls' (Pink Ladies') performance. This appears to the audience to be a solo, but to Stephanie, it is a duet with her recently lost love, the mysterious biker, who now seems to be in Biker Heaven. Johnny and Stephanie are crowned king and queen of the talent show. At the Rock-a-Hula Luau the next day, however, the Cycle Lords reappear, threatening to destroy everything within sight. Out of nowhere, the mystery biker reappears, to Stephanie's relief and happiness. He finally reveals himself as Michael. | | Sunday, January 6th, 2008 | | 9:46 pm |
I hate Matthew McConaughey
My Dad and I went to the movies and there was a poster for Fool's Gold and he asked "you like Matthew McConaughey, right?" It really upset me that he would say this, so I need to put it out there. I HATE Matthew McConaughey. I think he is totally untalented and overrated. You look in his eyes and there's obviously nothing going on. He is obviously dead inside. He is NOT sexy. Not at all. I don't know why people say he's sexy because he's NOT. He has dumb hair and a stupid face. Being shirtless all the time doesn't make you sexy, it makes you an asshole. I think he gets stupider and uglier and more unappealing with each passing year. Plus, he has been rendered completely useless by Owen Wilson, who has his alleged Southern charm but is funny and actually charming and not a dumb fuck. I hate seeing him pal around with Lance Armstrong and I hate that he clearly never gets his hair cut and I hate that I saw him at the weird, Canadian-dating-site-themed after party for the How to Lost a Guy in 10 Days premiere and I didn't get to punch him in his fucking smug face. No Dad, I don't like Matthew McConaughey. His last movie ever can't come soon enough. | | Saturday, January 5th, 2008 | | 9:13 pm |
So the newest ______ Movie (Date, Scary, etc.) is called Meet the Spartans, and is supposed to satire epic Roman movies but manages to feature Britney Spears shaving her head, Paris Hilton getting arrested, and other (I'm sure) equally daring and current send-ups of figures such as Lindsay Lohan, Tyra Banks, Ugly Betty, Shrek, American Idol's Sanjaya, Donald Trump, George W. Bush, K-Fed and Ryan Secreast. I... hate... the world... so much. | | Monday, August 20th, 2007 | | 5:51 pm |
How bad is it that I'm in the beginning stages of carpal tunnel and I'm not even 20 yet? | | 1:37 pm |
I just wanted to make sure everyone knew that High School Musical 2 got the best ratings of ALL TIME. IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. | | Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 | | 7:07 pm |
A chain letter from Grandma
From carolgoverman@comcast.net Sent Wednesday, August 1, 2007 6:24 pm To mjrosen@brandeis.edu (Molly Rosen) , carolilr@usc.edu (caroline rosen) Subject FW: Quick Responses Hi girls-here's some retorts I wish I had thought of when I was dating!!! -------------- Forwarded Message: -------------- From: phyllisvit@comcast.net To: JoanD77@aol.com (Joan Capobianco) Subject: FW: Quick Responses Date: Wed, 1 Aug 2007 23:18:23 +0000 -------------- Forwarded Message: -------------- From: "Taylor, Beverly A" <beverly.a.taylor@hud.gov> Subject: Quick Responses Date: Wed, 1 Aug 2007 15:07:21 +0000 Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. Yo u go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: & nbsp; I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put “u” and “i” together Woman: Really, I'd put “f” and “u” together Andy Capp said to a young lass: "Where you been all my life?" "Half of it I wasn't even born" | | Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 | | 5:46 pm |
I just want to put it out there that the Sweeney Todd movie clearly should have starred Christopher Walken and Meryl Streep. Remember I said if (when?) Johnny Depp's singing lessons don't pay off. | | Thursday, July 19th, 2007 | | 1:20 pm |
Not like many people read my Livejournal or anything, but I just want to put out a big, giant FUCK YOU to whoever leaked the Harry Potter book online. GOD! | | Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 | | 12:33 pm |
Okay, so today I was channel surfing at the gym and I passed a Ful House music video with Uncle Jesse and his bad. He'd lie coyly under these white sheets looking... well, coy, he'd hold his naked children, he'd thrash his head around, there'd be this really ugly picture of his babies, and it pretty much alternated between all of these images. At the end he looked coyly into the camera and blew out a candle. I thought that would be the must surreal thing I watched today, but now I'm watching "Scott Baio is 45 and Single" on VH1 and... wow. | | Thursday, June 7th, 2007 | | 12:50 pm |
Okay, is it just me or does Anne Heche seem like a really bad person? She starts by dating Steve Martin and he based the Heather Graham character in Bowfinger on her, so that's a bad sign. Then she becomes a lesbian at the peak of Ellen's success. I was watching the Ellen E True Hollywood Story and whenever Ellen would win an award Anne would jump up first and carry on, and she was always right in the middle of Ellen cast pictures and stuff. Then she dumped Ellen when her time in the sun faded, went through that crazy phase where she said she was an alien, and then became straight for a guy she'd met while he was filming an Ellen comedy special. Then she dumped this guy for her Men in Trees co-star. Does she seem like an evil ladder climber or what? I'm glad Ellen has Portia. Also, I'm bummed out that Paris is out of jail already. And I'm tired of Rosie O'Donnell. And that's what I've been thinking about celebrities. | | Friday, May 4th, 2007 | | 3:18 pm |
| | Sunday, March 4th, 2007 | | 6:50 pm |
| | Monday, February 12th, 2007 | | 12:33 am |
Ew
Disney's hit made-for-TV movie High School Musical is to make a leap to the big screen, with a new spin-off feature film in the pipeline. The film giant hopes Haunted High School Musical will emulate the success of the original show, which made profits of $100 million. Gary Marsh, president of Disney Channel Worldwide, says, "High School Musical sky-rocketed to heights never before achieved by a TV movie, so it's only fitting that its next incarnation should be as a major motion picture." A second made-for-TV sequel, High School Musical 2, is currently being produced and will air on the Disney Channel this summer. As yet, no plot details for Haunted High School Musical have been released. | | Sunday, February 4th, 2007 | | 10:11 am |
So, let's take a look at Eric Matthews. He started out as Cory's asshole, lady-killer older brother. And then he was Cory's ridiculously dumb older brother. And then somewhere along the line he became bat shit crazy. Let's take a look at the things Eric Matthews has done. -Gotten a high school job as a TV weatherman (I'm watching that right now) -Fallen for the wiles of a southern belle named Desiree, whose presence is inexplicable in Pittsburgh -Gotten in an intense fight with Cory over cleaning out the garage -Unveiled his haircut by tricking everyone with a wig -Set the house on fire while celebrating being Cory's best man - Hijacked a wedding for Cory and Topanga -Followed Cory and Topanga on their honeymoon, secretly carving coconuts to look like the people in Cory's life - Suddenly became a great actor and almost scored a role on Bizarro Boy Meets World - Almost became a cop - Hid in couch cushions and stuff to harass Topanga - In the future, marries a moose and changes his name to Plays With Squirrels YOU SEE? YOU SEE THE COMPLEXETIES?? I wish other people were awake. | | Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 | | 11:24 pm |
Um, no one wished me a happy 19 1/4 birthday today. God, it's like no one cares. |
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